HOME  |  ABOUT US  |  ADMIN  | SEARCH I'm at peace with the world. I'm completely serene. I've discovered my purpose in life. I know why I was put here and why everything exists. I am here so everybody can do what I want. Once everyone accepts it, they'll be serene too. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes DaliÌ? Paul Moorhouse Buy New $1.29! Latest Ramblings 12.29.25 2:17 PM EST Welcome   This is my Live Journal. There are many Live Journals like it, but this one is mine. Many of my posts are Friends Only. There are at least two filters here that you can request to be on if you are on my Friends List. One is my asshole filter. This is where I put the posts in which I am being an insensitive ass and may offend someone. The other is my sex filter. I think that one is pretty obvious. Leave a comment if you'd like to be added to my list and/or either of those filters. That is all. 48 observations share your viewpoint   05.11.08 12:02 AM EST Tweets for Today   Because you just can't get enough of me - Twitter feeds! 05:53 I had a dream that I traveled back in time and met all the folks from Jobsite before they got all famous. It was a cool dream. # 06:44 @theilluminatus How the heck do you "send" a piano??? # 07:38 @theilluminatus Sour cream pound cake? Umm...you need any help unloading that thing? # 07:49 @theilluminatus Time to start composing again, my friend. # 11:19 Waiting at the mall for the car to be done. # 11:53 Some teen next to me keeps saying that his PC hangs in the "biopsy." It's BIOS moron. # 12:22 latest fromt the teens next to me - "i study here because we are surroubded by books and i hate reading" # 13:11 can anyone explain to me why the bathrooms in book stores are worse than truck stops? # 13:17 Back at Firestone. They have a sign here that says tires installed in 60 minutes. They lie. # 14:03 At Circuit City. Apparently stereo is defective. They have to send for service. Two weeks! # 15:05 @faience I am afraid blowing up the place would not help so much. # 15:06 @krystalle So have I. It ranked up there. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter share your viewpoint   Previous   VIEW ALL PRODUCTS